You know how magazines and tv shows have the whole daywear-to-nightwear transition thing down pat? Yeah, I’d love to see that feature when the “daywear” involves a daycare worker and poop. I imagine it would go something like this…

…”and then you simply slip off your fake uggs and slide into a nice wedge. You can totally dress up that hoodie by
Throwing on a blazer over it! Make sure to look for a wide collar to hide spit-up stains! Adding a chunky necklace will draw the eye away from the green beans in your hair! See how easy and fabulous that was?”