Me: I think I misplaced a pacifier clip for one of the babies. As in lost it. Can’t find it.

Roommate: Is that a big deal?

Me: Um, not sure. But I do feel pretty bad about it.

Roommate: Did the parent seem mad about it?

Me: No. She said she had others at home.

Roommate: Then why are you worried about it?

Me: I don’t know but I just googled around and found it for $10 on Amazon. Not worried anymore. I’ll just buy it!

Roommate: What? No! Don’t buy that. CLICK AWAY FROM THAT WEBSITE.