Things My Eyebrow Guru Says:
“Has it been more than two weeks since you came to see me last? Because your eyebrows are a lot bushier than before.”
“Hold this mirror. You see this? Your eyebrows are uneven. Who did that? Don’t go to her anymore.”
“Does it hurt? You’re crying.”
“Did you tweeze a few hairs on your own? You shouldn’t.”
“Oh my god your face looks so much better now.”
…and yet, I love her.
